tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40920302011-04-21T20:16:39.186-07:00Lemme 'splain...<b>Nobody knows, What kind of trouble we're in. Nobody seems to think, It all might happen again.</b> [<i>guitar solo!</i>]Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comBlogger2661100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1145061295790677722006-04-14T17:33:00.000-07:002006-04-14T17:34:55.800-07:00Still looking for donorsA few generous people donated to my documentary way back when, and I still haven't been able to get in contact with them to send them a copy. If you were one of those people, email me at tim at someguyproductions dot com. Please. Sending you a copy is the very least I can do to thank you.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1136154292613522332006-01-01T14:09:00.000-08:002006-01-01T19:27:40.553-08:00What bugged me most about 2005A whole lot of truly awful shit happened in 2005, one of the worst things happened right before the ball dropped, in fact. But you know what still bugs me more than anything else that's happened the whole year, including illegal, impeach-the-fuck, domestic spying? Schiavo-gate.Nothing quite captured the crepulence of the executive branch, modern GOP, and all the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1134093686808020162005-12-08T18:00:00.000-08:002005-12-08T18:01:26.820-08:00The time I met John Lennon.I was working at a barbeque joint in Seattle and this guy walks in. He was just another guy, I didn’t know him or anything, and he asked me, in this weird, kind of short-bus voice, “What’s good, brother?” I didn’t know how to answer those kinds of stupid questions, I still don’t, so I just said, “Pretty much everything.”After a couple interminable minutes of this guy Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1129955831099264122005-10-21T21:36:00.000-07:002005-10-21T21:48:51.650-07:00Is this some kind of a fucking joke? Is this 2002?Bush Calls for U.N. Action Against Syria.President Bush on Friday said the U.N. should deal quickly and seriously with a report implicating Syria in the assassination of Lebanon's former prime minister, a killing that led to protests and withdrawal of Syrian troops from Lebanon after nearly 30 years as overlord."The report strongly suggests that Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1128189132736948182005-10-01T10:51:00.000-07:002005-10-01T10:52:45.243-07:00Ahem...FUCK YOU JUDITH MILLER.That is all.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1128041987969618692005-09-29T17:58:00.000-07:002005-09-29T17:59:47.976-07:00The documentary is done.Three people generously gave me some dough way back when and I've tried to contact all of them but have only hear back from one. If you were one of the two other people, email me and let me know your address. I want to send you a copy.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1126324287453055612005-09-09T20:36:00.000-07:002005-09-09T20:51:27.460-07:00I want to cry.I'm a terrible blogger and no one reads it anyway so I stopped writing, but mostly because it became so pointless. Every day, every single day some new bit of policy, some new line of rhetoric, some new occurance that effects the whole country in some way and it's complete shit and spawned from the minds of insane, corrupt, evil men. It gets tiring. "Oh, Cheney ate the heart of a Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1118182071305299072005-06-07T14:34:00.000-07:002005-09-09T20:36:35.163-07:00What follows is some notes, bits of dialogue, etc., for a video I was noodling around with, thinking of doing. I worked on this at work and had no way to get it home so I posted it here as a draft months ago. I forgot it was here. Anyway, it's just kind of funny because I fogot it was here and when I first read it I didn't remember for a minute and thought someone learned my pass word. Yeah, not Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1110343654555204802005-03-08T20:41:00.000-08:002005-03-08T20:47:34.556-08:00Party peopleDon't go broke. Dem bankruptcy rules will land you in debtor's prison with Mr. Bartleby and Uriah Heep or whatever.Naw I'm not dead.Didn't make the Groundlings cut. theey said my writing was really good and unique but my performance just wasn't up to par. I knew that. I was told that 2 years ago by another teacher. Basicallt I know nothing about acting. Part of it is simply the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1106547932721549912005-01-23T22:13:00.000-08:002005-01-23T22:25:32.720-08:00Yawn...
Oh man... this is what it's like to see your world crumble before you. I wonder if the Romans ever sat up and said, "Hey. We're really falling here, ja notice? You know, we all rose up and shit for a long time... man it's just been going downhill. I think this is it."
I probably look like a stupid ass to some history buff. Pliny probably wrote that exact thing and I just don't know it. Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1105593502588795722005-01-12T21:05:00.000-08:002005-01-12T21:22:52.956-08:00Impeach the motherfucker!
The White House acknowledged Wednesday that its hunt for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction — a two-year search costing millions of dollars — has closed down without finding the stockpiles that President Bush cited as a justification for overthrowing Saddam Hussein. Bush's spokesman said the president had no regrets about invading Iraq "Based on what we know today, the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1105069863583599272005-01-06T19:46:00.000-08:002005-01-06T19:51:03.583-08:00How much you want to bet...
...these guys vote Republican:
Police Are Stumped by Attacks on Town's Trees
The vandalism, which began in May, has targeted red oaks, liquidambars, crab apples and Italian alders — some more than 30 feet tall. Then, this month, the defacers struck Windsor's signature tree, a stately, 200-year-old coast live oak that is pictured in the town's logo, town stationery Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1104625652508750152005-01-01T16:24:00.000-08:002005-01-01T16:29:05.440-08:00Ain't nothing new about how shitty we can be this new year
He pledged $15 million. Then, in order to appease people, pledged $35 million when he finally spoke, 3 days after the event, 3 days spent at his fucking ranch riding his bike and "clearing brush" (known in other circles as being a douche), and $35 million is nothing.
So now we get $350 million. Thats' more like it, but let's show the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1104111646157140212004-12-26T17:33:00.000-08:002004-12-26T17:41:35.040-08:00Ho, ho, ho my ass.
I don't know about yor neck of the woods, but here in LA this wasn't a very fucking merry Christmas at all. Seems like every year for a week or two before Christmas people are a little happier, nicer, slightly more polite, etc., and it seems to last until New Year's almost. Not this year. Everyone was just the same old assholes they are day in, day out. Seriously. I didn't Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1103774218354978432004-12-22T19:46:00.000-08:002004-12-22T19:56:58.356-08:00Fuckwad roundup.
This blog sucks. It's pretty pointless and I never have time to nor even feel like posting in it, being that so many peope do such a great job at being good bloggers with something interesting to say, so mainly I want to direct you now to The Poor Man, because he's an awesome writer and the last couple days he's been saying what I'd like to say which is mainly this:
51% of the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1103261327603037332004-12-16T21:28:00.000-08:002004-12-16T21:33:44.583-08:00Ewwwwww.
Zell Miller is just an icky guy:
The American Conservative Union on Thursday announced it has tapped Sen. Zell Miller, D-Ga., to present the "Courage Under Fire" award to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth at the Conservative Political Action Conference's Feb. 18 banquet.
...
"The swift boat veterans performed an invaluable service to America," Miller said in a statement. "These Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1102881838676556202004-12-12T13:03:00.000-08:002004-12-12T12:03:58.676-08:00So you know.
If I wake up somewhat refreshed and in a good mood I like to scream a lot.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1102400043123427042004-12-06T22:11:00.000-08:002004-12-06T22:14:03.123-08:00This wouldn't fit...
At my film site, someguyproductions.com (the ol' wifey needs to fix the ol' movable type), so I'm putting it here because it's kind of funny.
Some of it is hack, but it's all pretty good. Enjoy.
Wedding Advice
Don't register and don't give anyone any present ideas. Rather, tell everyone that their coming to the wedding is "present enough". That way everyone will totally Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1102398414809711072004-12-06T21:38:00.000-08:002004-12-06T21:46:54.810-08:00Quickly...
If a person doesn't "believe" in evolution they're an idiot. There is no more singular, complete test for complete dumbassery than that.
Yep. All them people who think they worship Jesus who believe the world is about 4 to 6,000 years old and was created in 6 literal days and go to church and go to school and drive to the store and walk and talk like they're regular human beings...Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1102397893647663622004-12-06T21:32:00.000-08:002004-12-06T21:38:13.646-08:00I'd loan you my shovel...
But you're doing a fine job digging that hole yourself:
The White House said on Monday it would borrow money to help pay for adding personal retirement accounts to Social Security, after ruling out tax increases to finance a transition experts say could cost $1 trillion to $2 trillion over 10 years.
$1 to $2 trillion. That means it's probably more like $2 to $3 Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1101000921821525422004-11-20T17:30:00.000-08:002004-11-20T17:35:21.823-08:00To every dumbass in the world...
ATTENTION!!!
When George W. Bush says he wants "unity" he means he wants everyone to do exactly what he wants.
See, "unity' means "do what I tell you" to George Bush. So, media dumbasses, instead of writing "Bush calls for unity" write "Bush wants nations to follow his lead".
For everyone else, unity is not "doing what W says", OK? Unity, in political contextTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1100894710328449712004-11-19T11:39:00.000-08:002004-11-19T12:05:10.330-08:00I don't know nothin' about nothin'.
I wish I knew about movies or music or sculpture or furniture or some crap like that. I dunno, it'd just be kind of cool to really know about one thing or another. Like, last night I'd say "oh, Nells Cline has worked with Thurston Moore, Mike Watt of Minutemen fame, he's big into sort of the prog rock thing". "Oh, Carla Bozluich? She's from that Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1100887661145484172004-11-19T09:21:00.000-08:002004-11-19T10:07:41.146-08:00Depression, No?
I saw Wilco last night at the Wiltern (here in LA, not too far from my apartment) and now I’m depressed. It was so super-awesome everything after is a damn let down.
I’ve seen them about 5 times, saw them back with the “old” band, the Being There/Summer Teeth/Mermaid Avenue band, which was cool, and the two bands since then. They were always awesome (except once when I saw them Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1100142657303816882004-11-10T19:06:00.000-08:002004-11-10T19:10:57.303-08:00Predictions for the next 4 years
These were wrote November 3rd for somewhere else online:
Predictions (realistic):
Social Security is dismantled. Some sort of super IRA replaces it, maybe current seniors will get to keep their SS annuity, but everyone else will have their money funneled to money managers. Not being a guaranteed annuity, the "safety net" disappears and SS essentially becomes Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099545612627510282004-11-03T21:17:00.000-08:002004-11-03T21:20:12.626-08:00I'm all wrote out
I've been, uh, discussing the issue with some people on a message board. for some reason I'm an arrogant asshole for saying half the country is fucking idiots.
Whatever. I'm not being literal, of course, but calling half the country stupid for voting for Bush is like calling... uh...
Listen I'm really tired. Let me just tell you that I'm fucking freaked out, yet at the same Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099459908143372082004-11-02T21:30:00.000-08:002004-11-02T21:31:48.143-08:00Update
According to Yahoo News, as of 9:33 Pacific time 11/2/04, there are currently at least 44,905,797 complete fucking idiots residing in the US.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099459172675983782004-11-02T21:06:00.000-08:002004-11-02T21:19:32.676-08:00Paranoia
Gonna let it take over for a moment:
Bush wins. The question is "what to do with North Korea?" We launch a strike on NK, built on some bullshit pretext of course, conventional, nuclear, whatever...
They launch all the nukes they have, say 1-6, at the west coast. Our new missle shield doesn't work, of course (because it can't work- physics ain't contigent upon belife, people), and LA Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099448343204131002004-11-02T18:15:00.000-08:002004-11-02T18:19:03.206-08:00Please.
I'm going to cry if Bush wins. Cry like a little girl.
I can't even fucking contemplate it.
We're so very fucked if he wins- that's 2 or 3 supreme court judges, drilling everywhere but your forehead, breaking SS and medicare...
We're fucked if he wins and, frankly...
Fuck, it's just really staring me in the face now: the possibility. If he wins, what the fuck am I supposed to think Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099365481466369602004-11-01T19:14:00.000-08:002004-11-01T19:20:36.730-08:00My dream
My dream is on the day when W is vacating the white house I could be out there, across from the area he's gonna pass by, an area he's gonna see, holding a giant sign- we're talking huge, people- a giant fucking sign that says:
DON'T LET THE
DOOR HIT
YOUR ASS ON
THE WAY OUT,
ASSHOLE.
I guess I'd have to have A#@ and A#@hole or something but that's my dream.
Buy me and my wife a plane Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099174903421066652004-10-30T15:20:00.000-07:002004-10-30T15:21:43.420-07:00Some spam I got
This is the content of a spam that had a very nasty, disgusting title so I just had to look at:
When humans discovered fire, they learned to cook their food in a samurai continues to permeate our culture. Get the story on the strict destination, New York has something to offer almost every visitor. Mars Works. Using mutant DNA, scientists have bred a mouse with twoMovies such asTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1099174775465130622004-10-30T15:12:00.000-07:002004-10-30T15:22:44.346-07:00Dear George Burns,
I know I have all kinds of philosophical muckety-muck between me and faithfully believing in an all-powerful being who gives a shit if I do it doggy-style, for instance, but I'd really, really appreciate it if you could make sure John Kerry wins by a fucking landslide. Not just a win, but he wins so bad it's like he pulled down W's pants and fucked him live on TV screaming "Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097803875591717532004-10-14T18:24:00.000-07:002004-10-14T18:31:15.593-07:00Bono is such a tool.
And I love him.
I do. He's the rock star you can hate so easily. So very easily. He's everything everyone hates about rock stars wrapped up in one rock star, and yet there he is, still kicking it, and still kicking it better than 80% of anything that's out there at any given time.
What a fag.
It'd be so easy to fall into cynicism and embrace the "shut the fuck up you Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097721776323984672004-10-13T19:39:00.000-07:002004-10-13T19:42:56.323-07:00Doc
For anyone who might come here looking for info on the documentary...
It's being worked on. Soon.
It's tough though, because every time I come back to it I pretty much have to watch 1/4 of all the footage again to get started. It's been a real bear, but it's coming together.
And I haven't forgot... man I really, really haven't forgot the people that were kind and generous enough to Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097548322448519802004-10-11T19:24:00.000-07:002004-10-11T19:32:02.450-07:00I need a new drug.
I have no loyal readers, but acting on the conceit that I do remember when I told ya'll about my wedding and my friend whom when we'd go hiking together we'd "chew" and we did it for old times sake and now he's got a really bad habit?
Well... I don't have a habit, but I'm editing something and I have to do it every day and night otherwise I won't get done and the answer has Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097285404906407102004-10-08T18:28:00.000-07:002004-10-08T18:30:04.906-07:00Idiot
"I hear on the internets..."
The president of the free world, ladies and gentlemen.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097285179957933042004-10-08T18:25:00.000-07:002004-10-08T18:26:19.956-07:00John!
K-man! Be less politician-y and you'll win them.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1097285061970404022004-10-08T18:17:00.000-07:002004-10-08T18:24:21.970-07:00Almost... but not quite.
I almost feel sorry for Bush. He's no match for Kerry. Kerry is crushing him.
Imagine it, a petty little man, spoiled, silver spoon, drunken 40-year bender, riding on his family's coattails, been cloistered as president, cut off from challenge...
There he is, naked on stage and all his swagger and confidence and "charm" laid bare and pointless and shallow before a roomTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096599459543559392004-09-30T19:55:00.000-07:002004-09-30T19:57:39.543-07:00Dear Daivd Brooks,
Fuck you.
OK? Fuck you, already.
The "smart" conservative my ass.
You're maybe one step up from the idiots at Fox News, but fuck you.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096598375639742482004-09-30T19:31:00.000-07:002004-09-30T19:39:35.640-07:00Me
I could beat him in a debate.
Jesus, he says the same damn things again and again.
Well, I'm no debater but Bush is just dude who can memorize 20 facts and three emotions.
Holy shit. Fox news has some asshole, former Bush aide, saying "this president doesn't need botox, fake tan..." and they gave him about 30 seconds to rant like a fucking head trauma patient, and then for the "counter" Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096595916751867652004-09-30T18:55:00.000-07:002004-09-30T18:58:36.750-07:00FT
The president seems to think the key to leading the world is to send the right messages.
Does he think he's psyhic?
Oooooh. Bush just lost it again. He said "Oh course I know Osama attacked us! I know that!", like a fucking teenage girl.
Pussy.
Fucktard.
Pussy fucktard.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096594250038257182004-09-30T18:29:00.000-07:002004-09-30T18:30:50.036-07:00Booyah!
Kerry just said:
"I made a mistake in talking about Iraq, president Bush made a mistake in invading Iraq."
He's kicking the shit out of him.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096594161606305692004-09-30T18:24:00.000-07:002004-09-30T18:29:21.606-07:00Ohhhhhh... SHIT!
Kerry got him. Got him riled up. His 30 second response to Bush's response to a question about homeland security broke his concentration. He blurted out a stupid sounding (more stupid than usual), childlike retort.
Kerry's got him. I think he's already won. Unless he fucks up big time he's got him, he's got Bush on the defense, and his only defense is the same old bullshit he Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096593313937930322004-09-30T18:12:00.000-07:002004-09-30T18:15:13.936-07:00So...
Bush is good. If I were an idiot I'd find his bullshit pretty inspiring.
But Kerry's better. He faltered for about the first 30 seconds of his first question, but he's better, much better.
The first word out of Bush's mouth in response to the first question was, "9-11..."
No shit.
Our president is a fucktard.
For real. An actual, for real fucktard.
god help us if he wins.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1096001508119474442004-09-23T21:38:00.000-07:002004-09-23T21:51:48.120-07:00So cute you'll puke.
So my friend who brought his kids to the wedding told me the cutest thing ever yesterday.
Apparently Jerry Seinfeld wrote some kind of children's book and he was poppin in the CD that came with it for his kids to listen to. I don't know exactly what's on the CD, like a performance of his or something, I really didn't understand how my friend was describing it. Let's call Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1095484499051036962004-09-17T22:11:00.000-07:002004-09-17T22:14:59.050-07:00Funk
Big, blue funk.
Stay away from amazon reviews, Tim. they depress the hell out of you. The fucking dregs of society, man. People who just love to hate, driven by hate, only thrill they get out of life is feeling superior to the people they hate.
We live in the most fucked up country... I mean, the reason why it's so fucked up is because theoretically it should be super-duper most of the Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1095436775702383442004-09-17T08:45:00.000-07:002004-09-17T08:59:35.703-07:00Doomed, doomed, doomed.
How long did we live with people saying on TV and in newspapers that Vince Foster was murdered without the media taking a critical look at it?
To this day Paula Jones can still get on TV if she wants to.
Were we inundated with stories about how Whitewater was a bunch of made-up crap once the Ray report was released?
Uh, have you seen anyone on mainstream news say Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1095300867409204542004-09-15T18:56:00.000-07:002004-09-15T19:14:27.410-07:00More
Proof we're doomed, that is.
Check out some of the 1 star reviews here for porn star Jenna Jameson's biography.
That is the only way I can describe the phenomenon of a porn skank actually putting sentences together. Yeah she did have help but believe me it didn't improve this book any. She totally tries to justify the fact that she is a porn star, as if that would make it any better. JustTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1095189780120992002004-09-14T13:19:00.000-07:002004-09-14T12:23:55.163-07:00Holy crap.
Perfect. Just perfect.
General Motors Corp.'s uber-sport utility, the Hummer, has been the biggest and baddest passenger truck on the US market to date, but it may soon be getting some outsized competition in the form of the CXT.
Modeled after commercial haulage trucks and dump trucks, the CXT will be the world's biggest production pick-up truck when it goes on sale later this Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1094708119198801112004-09-08T21:17:00.000-07:002004-09-09T19:41:08.690-07:00An open letter to my neighbors.
My room is right above the laundry room and when you dry your clothes with freaking fabric softener I can't put my fan in my window because the air is filled with your freaking caustic chemicals. Don't you know fabric softener is the biggest lie of the last century?
Yeah, the wedding euphoria has worn off.
This awful chick and her awful husband who live in my Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1094099578973092422004-09-01T21:27:00.000-07:002004-09-01T21:34:10.153-07:00yep. more.
So I brought my camcorder as a last minute thought and gave it to my friend's dad to record the ceremony. I just captured most of it and he didn't get the vows. Wasn't really his fault, well, a little bit of it was, but mostly it's just because I had to set everything to full auto and he really didn't exactly know what he was doing- but I still do appreciate it and he got some good Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1094086036237658652004-09-01T17:28:00.000-07:002004-09-01T17:47:16.236-07:00More...
I just had a few more things to say about getting married. I feel a little odd writing them down here because this is mostly just a dump for the occasional fury-filled thoughts I have, but I feel compelled to put them out there somewhere.
I've never experienced anything like this last weekend. I've never been so filled with good feelings for so long, reinforced so much so often. I was Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1094062807390295622004-09-01T11:07:00.000-07:002004-09-01T11:21:57.190-07:00Yep
Best. Wedding. Ever.
I've been to maybe about 30 weddings either as a guest or assisting my brother, the wedding photographer (mostly the latter), and our wedding was without a doubt the best one I've ever been to. I'm not just saying that or thinking that cuz it was me, everyone who went who expressed an opinion (without solicitation) said it was the best, the caterer felt compelled to Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1093574071605450472004-08-26T19:34:00.000-07:002004-08-26T19:34:31.606-07:00I'm getting married
This Sunday.
No shit.
Send me money.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1093235476703996822004-08-22T21:20:00.000-07:002004-08-22T21:31:59.246-07:00Here's one more asshole you can stop defending.
Along with McCain who, although as a man I don't doubt he's stand-up all the way, always caves in when it comes to politics and always plays the good soldier no matter how much he obviously feels something has crossed the line into the absurd, ya'll can stop ever saying anything decent about Bob Dole:
Former Republican Sen. Bob Dole suggested Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1091998366568305692004-08-08T13:50:00.000-07:002004-08-08T13:52:46.566-07:00It's funny because it's sad
You know as much anxiety that I have over my job, it's still the best job I ever had.
Yes. That's means I've neveer had a cool job. Worked with cool people before but never had a job I really liked. Chipes... I'm following in the old man's footsteps. Crap.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1091854764725110202004-08-06T21:34:00.000-07:002004-08-06T21:59:24.726-07:00I'm gonna get fired.
I just know it.
Today a dude got fired, different department, but the guy who told me was telling me part of it was his attitude, like he was a grumpy gus and that was part of it, and he was telling me like, you know, wink, wink, your ass is on the block for the same reason.
This guy may just be trying to rile things up, he does that, but the fact is I'm the office freak.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1091757575217364472004-08-05T18:28:00.000-07:002004-08-05T19:00:04.740-07:00OK, OK... He's just an idiot.
Our president, ladies and gentlemen:
He said he's only going to raise the tax on the so-called rich. But you know how the rich is, they've got accountants. That means you pay. That means your small business pays. It means the farmers and ranchers pay. That's the wrong medicine for this economy, and we're not going to let him prescribe it.
The stupidity pretty Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1090980112610853082004-07-27T19:00:00.000-07:002004-07-27T19:01:52.610-07:00First black president...
Obama.
2024 (I'm realistic).
Damn, that guy's good.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1090527247693010572004-07-22T13:08:00.000-07:002004-07-22T13:14:40.860-07:00This is so important...
I really felt like someone had to point out something obvious, that no one has said yet:
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are both kind of ugly.
They got weird faces with weird chins and weird bones.
If it wasn't for a lot of money servicing their looks, they'd be 2nd tier, "kinda cute" at best.
There. The world can move on now.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1089589894608367742004-07-11T16:32:00.000-07:002004-07-11T16:51:34.606-07:00So friggin' stupid.
Officials discuss how to delay Election Day
U.S. officials have discussed the idea of postponing Election Day in the event of a terrorist attack on or about that day, a Homeland Security Department spokesman said Sunday.
The department has referred questions about the matter to the Department of Justice's Office of Legal Counsel, spokesman Brian Roehrkasse said.
The Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1088560824531408342004-06-29T18:42:00.000-07:002004-06-29T19:00:24.530-07:00Hmmmm...
I don't know what to think of this page. On the one hand there's that funny/tragic feeling from all these people praising Bush for things he has spent the last 3 years proving he is incapable of doing:
...he has succeeded in bringing the country together, and in making the world a safer place...
My admiration for President Bush stems from his setting aside partisian politics to just Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1088356105654929812004-06-27T09:51:00.000-07:002004-06-27T10:08:25.653-07:00Saw Farenheit 911 last night...
Good flick overall, but it really, really needed a better sense of time to it. It jumped around basically from topic to topic, and within those topics, which were segued into from other topics, it had to necesarily jump around in time. The overall message was clear, but it woul have been more effective if when all this was happening was clear too. Like, ohh, so ifTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1088202848694922442004-06-25T14:38:00.000-07:002004-06-25T15:34:08.696-07:00Oh. My. God.
Just by coincidence I turned on CNN a few minutes ago in the lunch room to find an interview for Irish TV with Bush.
That guy needs to be on TV more often.
Holy shit. I'm still trying to pull it together.
God, I'm like, physically shaken. That pedantic, petty, childish man is the most powerful person in the world. Holy fucking shit.
He was being challenged on several points Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1087786186423929062004-06-20T19:37:00.000-07:002004-06-20T20:08:14.270-07:00At the gym...
I'm reading the closed-captioning on the local "news", and they're asking people about that guy getting beheaded and what to do about it.
Tanned, blond woman who's got to be at least upper middle class:
We're dealing with a primitive Arab mindset, and there's nothing we can do. You can't negotiate or debate or anything, it's just time to leave.
Nice. She was real flustered and Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1086478970260760882004-06-05T16:31:00.000-07:002004-06-05T16:42:50.260-07:00Reagan's dead.
I just heard one of my, uh... uneducated, frankly ignorant neighbors say "He defeated the communists! He didn't mess around!"
I don't blame him. I mean, what kind of fucked up country with an ostensibly free media and open government has to live over 20 years with the myth of a man when the actual history is well known?
Fuck, why does any of this ever surprise me? Why does it Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085970424022558682004-05-30T19:23:00.000-07:002004-05-30T19:27:37.040-07:00I wanted to share this.
From Atrios, a letter from the mother of a gay kid:
As the mother of a gay son, I've seen firsthand how cruel and misguided people can be.
Many letters have been sent to the Valley News concerning the homosexual menace in Vermont. I am the mother of a gay son and I've taken enough from you good people.
I'm tired of your foolish rhetoric about the "homosexual agenda" Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085958947571053352004-05-30T16:06:00.000-07:002004-05-30T16:17:26.050-07:00If there was ever any doubt...
That Bush is an emotionally immature, spoiled little boy of a man, this ought to confirm it for you:
A handgun that Saddam Hussein was clutching when U.S. forces captured him in a hole in Iraq last December is now kept by President Bush at the White House, a spokesman confirmed on Sunday.
Time magazine, which first disclosed the gun's location, said military Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085883544973348462004-05-29T18:50:00.000-07:002004-05-29T19:19:04.973-07:00God...
Gallery Owner Attacked for Iraq Abuse Art
A San Francisco gallery owner bears a painful reminder of the nation's unresolved anguish over the incidents at the Abu Ghraib prison — a black eye delivered by an unknown assailant who apparently objected to a painting that depicts U.S. soldiers torturing Iraqi prisoners.
...
Guy Colwell's painting, titled "Abuse," depicts three U.S. soldiers Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085704963462417162004-05-27T17:33:00.000-07:002004-05-27T17:42:43.463-07:00On the Judy theme...
I find it real interesting that the complete, utter and entire rationale for war has been proven, beyond a doubt, to be complete bullshit... and the fucking war isn't even over yet. I mean, it's not surprising, being that plenty of people knew the entire rationale for the war was complete bullshit before the war even started... it's just interesting that there is no longer Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085704372953136672004-05-27T17:26:00.000-07:002004-05-27T17:32:52.953-07:00How's that?
Judith Miller, the ugly, kool-aid drinking whore of Ahmed Chalabi (it's not mean if it's accurate) had this to say about her shitty stories filled with shitty bullshit shittyness in the New York Times that helped get this country's idiotfolk all up in their stupids and supporting of the war:
"You know what," she offered angrily. "I was proved fucking right. That's what happened. Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085501953879533682004-05-25T08:53:00.000-07:002004-05-25T09:19:13.880-07:00Infant Obsession
Fifteen babies.
Michelle Duggar's family says that the mother is all smiles after delivering her 15th child.
Both the baby and mother were doing well, although Michelle was feeling some discomfort because the birth was her second by Caesarean section, said father and former state legislator Jim Bob Duggar's mother, Mary Duggar.
...
Home briefly from the hospital later Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1085113037595779442004-05-20T20:59:00.000-07:002004-05-25T09:19:46.330-07:00Bizarro world...
What kind of fucking country do we live in? Man, people have lost their fucking minds. Listen to this crap:
Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off" and assume political power from the U.S.-led coalition, President Bush (news - web sites) said Thursday as his administration began to roll out a rough plan for the June 30 transition of authority.
...
"This has been a Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1084498213027673212004-05-13T18:29:00.000-07:002004-05-13T18:30:13.026-07:00Doc update
I took a day off work this week to edit the doc. It's coming along... but man, what a pain in the butt. I have no idea if it will be worth watching outside of friends and family once done.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1083128251415213042004-04-27T21:33:00.000-07:002004-04-27T22:01:40.123-07:00we're stupid.
We're the richest and most powerful nation on the planet and that's a point of pride for anyone modestly right-winged. Then why oh why are we also the world's biggest pussies?
The chief of the U.S. military's missile defense programs said Tuesday he expects to be able to protect all of the United States from a North Korean attack by the end of 2004, but said failures in two Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1082398930984469282004-04-19T11:22:00.000-07:002004-04-19T11:26:35.030-07:00I should probably just give it up
I just have no time to update this site and, actually, that's a good thing. That means I'm busy with other stuff. Only ten people or so actually drop by per month, I'm sure, so I won't be breaking any hearts. It's not like I'm a master of prose or anything...
But via this blog I raised about $200 for a documentary I shot last year and I want to make sure to Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1081309699412176332004-04-06T20:37:00.000-07:002004-04-09T12:22:44.810-07:00Yo
Too busy to post anything. Sorry to disappoint one person per month...
But I just got to say, all the bad shit that's been going down in Iraq lately, it's not all a bad accident, it's not just how things have been working out, it's not bad luck, it's not because things just aren't going our way...
Every fuck up, every riot, every dead soldier is part of Bush's policies manifest. Everything Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1080331486452298082004-03-26T12:04:00.000-08:002004-03-26T12:14:36.950-08:00For the love of Cripes Macgillicuddy...
This is just unbelievable:
In a highly unusual move, key Republicans in Congress are seeking to declassify testimony that former White House terrorism adviser Richard Clarke gave in 2002 about the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attack, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Friday.
Frist said the intent was to determine whether Clarke lied under oath - Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1079157179346493292004-03-12T21:40:00.000-08:002004-03-12T21:57:36.186-08:00I laughed, I loved, I woke up an hour later...
I just saw Lost in Translation. It was alright.
I tend to agree with "Ruben Bolling", to wit:
If every twenty-something aspiring screenwriter could get Bill Murray to be in his/her self-indulgent, navel-gazing, "nobody understands me" script, they'd be up for oscars, too!
Did I use "to wit" correctly? Is it "whit"? I don't care enough to find Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1079156429511656552004-03-12T21:34:00.000-08:002004-03-12T21:58:46.420-08:00Idiots attack Canuck!
So they got 'em in Canada too, eh?
For the past two weeks, since Mel Gibson's movie depicting the crucifixion of Christ opened on Ash Wednesday to such heavenly business, I've received well over 100 e-mails, several phone messages and even a few good old-fashioned letters in response to my negative — okay, aggressively negative — review. While a tiny percentage of these Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1078717694275121732004-03-07T19:39:00.000-08:002004-03-07T19:51:15.030-08:00Blah, blah, blah...
I'm busy. Making a little teeny "TV" show. Editing a doc. Some other stuff.
Next time I have a free 15 minutes and am all worked up about something I'll holler. In the meantime it seems there are some constants in this world:
Bush is a truly awful president. Either he's completely fucking incompentent or a hideous, black-souled liar, and anyone who votes for him is either Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1077734427694420482004-02-25T10:40:00.000-08:002004-02-25T10:55:10.560-08:00I seethe with the geebies
Sometimes I'll come across something so mind-bendingly stupid I just get paralyzed. The effort of trying to sort out the logic behind the stupidity plus trying to decide where to begin to deconstruct it is just too much.
But then usually I just have a few drinks and spew out everything into one big incomprehensible goo. But I think I have a handle on this one:
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1077688329726748152004-02-24T21:03:00.000-08:002004-02-24T21:55:45.903-08:00Looking back...
With some things it's pretty easy to see the future.
South Africa in the 60s-- the whites thought a white minority could rule over the land with a submissive black population serving as cheap labor. It seemed self evident to the head honchos and much of the white population that that's how it would always be. Black people knew different, Nelson Mandela, in prison for 27 freakinTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1077598927549857752004-02-23T20:35:00.000-08:002004-02-24T21:59:23.340-08:00He's toast.
This is the best he can come up with?
President Bush took the offensive on his re-election campaign Monday, casting Sen. John Kerry as a waffler and warning that the Democrats would raise taxes, expand the government and fail to lead decisively on national security.
Waffling? Jebus christ.
I know, let's get sideshow Bob to do some backflips to illustrate how he flip-flops on issuesTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1077597260723961922004-02-23T20:20:00.000-08:002004-02-23T20:37:04.326-08:00Are Texans dumb, evil, or just ign'ant?
I knew a guy from Texas who said he was a Republican, and a Texas Republican, so you know what that means, he said. He was a nice guy and not dumb at all. So why in the hell, in a state that supposedly prides itself on being all down-home and nice folks and common sense, do they support fucking asshats like this?:
From: Joby Fortson
Subject: R's will Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1077328472338568332004-02-20T17:52:00.000-08:002004-02-20T17:57:11.560-08:00Urg
So I've been sick for about 3 days or so and these be the symptoms: I'm dizzy. Headaches. Nausea. Dizzy. All bloated like a carcass. Dizzy. And dizzy.
What the hell? Huh? What the hell?
Maybe I shouldn't have made sweet love to all those asian chickens.
Zing!
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1076386749890255642004-02-09T20:02:00.000-08:002004-02-10T21:45:03.280-08:00Pot. Kettle. Black.
An American Airlines pilot made some passengers fearful when he urged them to make wise use of their flight time by talking to Christians, passengers said Monday.
"We were just at the beginning of our flight. The pilot came on to greet everyone and give his comments for the morning, and he said he'd recently been on a mission trip, and he'd like all the Christians to please Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1075357903162694572004-01-28T21:55:00.000-08:002004-01-29T21:10:50.340-08:00What a lousy blog, eh?
Just too busy to bitch. I've written like, 5 short scripts in the last few weeks, I'm trying to get this friend to get all excited about channel101 so we can send something in (channel101.com, too lazy to link), and I've been working on the documentary a few of you so generously donated to. It's not as bad as I thought. The scope of the film is going to be much, much Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1074707558714986502004-01-21T09:52:00.000-08:002004-01-23T18:59:44.466-08:00We should all hang our heads in shame... for about 15 years.
[Longest post ever]
There is a sort of an ideological movement among conservatives lately that can sort of be summed up thusly:
You're only poor if you're starving and/or homeless.
There was an article in the Opinion section of WSJ recently that said as much. Basically, "poor" people have VCRs and cars, so therefore they're not poorTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1074551771065890992004-01-19T14:21:00.000-08:002004-01-19T14:38:08.110-08:00Happy MLK day everyone!
Remember! MLK's dream wasn't that the government and everyone else stop acknowledging race! You know how some conservatives (fuckwits) try to usurp MLK's legacy by claiming what he meant with "content of their character" and not race was that you must not ever acknolwedge race in any way?
Yeah, see they claim that racism is just individuals acting poorly to other Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1074361747903219022004-01-17T09:36:00.000-08:002004-01-17T09:51:51.746-08:00Car Wreck
You know the phrase, "like watching a car wreck", right? Well, this is the first time I've seen something that truly deserved a comparison to gawking at dead bodies smeared across the side of the road.
Via Tbogg we find the World's Worst Mother.
If you haven't read anything from the Malaria Swamp before, this woman has either:
a) The world's creepiest family ever. Or,
b) A severe Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1074219834347429002004-01-15T18:18:00.000-08:002004-01-15T18:34:33.200-08:00I'm funny
This is a copy of a very profane rant I sent to my friend. He's thinking of moving back to Seattle. I thought it was pretty funny- hyperbole, for sure, but written only slightly toungue-in-cheek.
Names were changed to protect the innocent, some references won't make sense. It's all about the crazy rant so just accept it and go with it.
Dude. Don't. Move. Back. To. Seattle. I was Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1074219510247041042004-01-15T18:17:00.000-08:002004-01-15T18:20:22.403-08:00Well good for us
No one made a stink about those shells that turns out didn't even have a blister agent in them.
Good for us not being so crazy.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1073846850273502802004-01-11T10:31:00.000-08:002004-01-11T10:57:38.356-08:00OMG! All you wingnuts were right!!
From CNN comes the headline:
Report: Chemical Weapons Cache found in Iraq.
That's the headline for the article on the homepage. You actually click the link (the same link as above), this is what you get:
Suspicious shells found in southern Iraq
Mortars thought to hold blister agent left over from war with Iran.
If you saw the headline for the same story at Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1073104368197015662004-01-02T19:16:00.005-08:002004-01-03T10:53:17.606-08:00Is that a copy of The Fountainhead or are you just happy to see me?
If you're not familiar there's a - ahem- girl, that goes by the name of Amber Pawlik who's a bit of a minor blog celebrity in the "train wreck" genre of celebrities. See, she seems to be rebelling against her parents for that time they went to a key party by writing totally creepy stuff all over the web. She's a favorite Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1072650431485379852003-12-28T14:21:00.000-08:002003-12-28T14:29:28.843-08:00Oh man oh man.
I saw it again last night. Man. I remembered a number of things incorrectly because, holy cow the first watching is like surviving an assault, especially at the cinerama dome (world's largest, suckers!) where it's so loud it's probably damaging to your ears. I was crippled the first time, this time I had enough energy to notice the bitch behind me saying "Who's that?" every time Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1072156374029086272003-12-22T20:11:00.000-08:002003-12-22T21:14:14.733-08:00Only cursing can tell the tale...
Here is my review of The Return of the King:
At the beginning we get to Gollum before he heads to the makeup chair. His brother gets his ass handed to him by a trout, for chrissakes, and falls ass backwards into the shizzle of all shiznit, the One Ring. He likes it OK, but Smeagol wants it pretty bad. Considering he just now laid his eyes on it for the first Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1072051659395452342003-12-21T15:26:00.000-08:002003-12-21T16:11:07.686-08:00You are so getting played, people.
Guess what? The terror alert has been raised.
The Department of Homeland Security raised the U.S. terror threat level from elevated to high Sunday, warning of possible terrorist strikes more devastating than the attacks of September 11, 2001.
Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said the move was the result of a "substantial increase" in the volume of Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1071853775130973392003-12-19T09:09:00.000-08:002003-12-20T16:48:46.576-08:00Things are perfect. Vote Republican
I got into another protracted argument over at Calpundit yesterday. I'm really sick of getting sucked into "discussions" with people completely unwilling to challenge their own assumptions. It's a goddamn waste of time. Yeah, everyone brings baggage when they argue, but an honest person can stick to the terms of debate and defend their ideas with specifics andTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1071716639785109252003-12-17T19:00:00.000-08:002003-12-17T19:20:59.373-08:00My Bush commercial is up!
Hey folks! I made a commercial for the Moveon.org "George Bush in 30 seconds" contest and it's up!
Find it here!
And you know, it's all about original, unique, compelling content, not slick production values.
Go there, sign up, and vote big!!!!!
Actually, I've watched a few ads already... I'm actually really proud of what I did. Definitely not your typical Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4092030.post-1071630394643593922003-12-16T19:04:00.000-08:002003-12-16T19:07:47.403-08:00Pretty funny.
Check this out.
Pretty funny.
You know "fuck" is the only infix in the English language? [prefix goes before, suffix goes after, infix goes somewhere in the middle]
Me? I'm going for most profane blog.
Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03541121965844268038noreply@blogger.com